Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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