well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
