do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
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I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
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He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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