So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
