not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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