Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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