help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
