Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
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