My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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