dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
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Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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