only you would photoshop your dick
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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