shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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