Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
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His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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