Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I wish life had little blips of pornography
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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