i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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