i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
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I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
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That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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