I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
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hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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