are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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