I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
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Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
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Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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