she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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