"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
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You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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