She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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