But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i was born a porn star she said
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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