I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
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Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
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I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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