I want to have your abortion
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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