but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
he just fucked me for my cheese..
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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