I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
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i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
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You. Win. At. Life.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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