Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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