its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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