never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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