I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
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His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
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Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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