You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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