I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
