why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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