Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
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I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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