do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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