I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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