1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
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I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
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My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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