i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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