Dual....:-)
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
My bed smells like the plague
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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