Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
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next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
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i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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