Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
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I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
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Oh Jesus.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
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PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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