Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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