I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
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It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
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So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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