just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
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I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
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I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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