you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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