and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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