I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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