those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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