so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
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I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
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Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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