why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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