id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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