I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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