i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
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she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
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You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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